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Nicely done!

perfect.

It’s times like this that I like to consider Isaiah 24:20. “The earth will stagger like a drunken man, and will sway back and forth like a hammock.”

Stop taking religion literally, people. You’re doing it wrong and it makes the universe want to blow chunks.

Posted on September 17, 2009 via Drink The Kool-Aid with 1,498 notes
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509. mikeyruh reblogged this from tsibugan and added:
  
  curious to how many picked up the bible for the first time in awhile. just to see if this quote was true or not…...
510. beckie reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman
511. dreamsincolor reblogged this from briandoody and added:
  
  briandoody : lauren-x : drawing-cowboys : indieandyy : lexroc : savagemike
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  arseniccupcakes:angelicpretty:fuckyeahlgbt:friendlyatheist:thegreatradsby savagemike:
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521. anin reblogged this from souplines and added:
  
  We can quote the bible, too.
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529. angelcondom reblogged this from oneay and added:
  
  That lady standing next to the guy, looking at the camera. She’s like YEAH WE SAID IT.
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  Oh, snap sunshine!
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553. pondus reblogged this from ladydani and added:
  
  I agree. Religion should be a personal relationship with your God/Gods. I believe in a lot of the Bible, but my beliefs...
554. tlkshwhst liked this
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556. follow-the-white-rabbit reblogged this from momentarily and added:
  
  siddman: pressingtheflesh: dariuswhiteplume: bronz-age: webbunny: friendlyatheist: thegreatradsby: mikesova: savagemike
557. marchingclocks liked this
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559. kcontagious reblogged this from deafeyes and added:
  
  I love when people make awesome points. Time to go argue with my parents.
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570. prismlightdistrict reblogged this from colormebaz and added:
  
  oh, christians, how you pick and choose.
571. benadgatemusic liked this
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606. marcialsantos reblogged this from brienis and added:
  
  Very clever. I like
607. lindawyatt liked this
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609. zombienumbersix liked this
610. youcantbuywhatiwant liked this
611. mikeambs reblogged this from qmuser and added:
  
  Exactly. It drives me bat-crap crazy when some obscure sentence, from some obscure book, within
612. mamitamala reblogged this from nezua and added:
  
  No wonder I’ll never be married
613. dansleyphotography reblogged this from beingryanjude and added:
  
  Hahahahaha. I’m not gonna get executed! Rofl. I think this is taken out of context…. hahahaha. XP I’ve never read that...
614. bopeepinthebutchershop reblogged this from briandoody
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622. nezua reblogged this from genderconfusion and added:
  
  but i hope it’s clear that this is a tactic used to push back on people who misuse the bible to oppress gays. thus the...
623. 990000 liked this
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632. souplines reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
  
  Christ, I think we just lost half the planet pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
633. teenagekatgirl reblogged this from jewdar
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646. androidempire reblogged this from arseniccupcakes and added:
  
  shit - if you only knew.
647. pleasedontsqueezetheshaman reblogged this from filthyphil and added:
  
  It’s times like this that I like to consider Isaiah 24:20. “The earth will stagger like a drunken man, and will sway...
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660. ladydani reblogged this from rudydontstop and added:
  
  You’re very welcome :) Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way!!
661. thattreeisfaraway reblogged this from theduty
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663. getagun reblogged this from cbroussard and added:
  
  hahahahaha. love it.
664. feminineabnormality liked this
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  this just made my day
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680. relaxcupcake reblogged this from ladydani and added:
  
  this completely.
681. yay-for-things liked this
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683. tsibugan reblogged this from rocks2begood and added:
  
  From what I understand, most rational Christians don’t really take the Torah to be literal anyway. It probably made...
684. taticion reblogged this from joellamarano and added:
  
  so…………i’m done
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696. ariannaray reblogged this from bossmama and added:
  
  this is a take on those crazy evangelical/baptists. learned about them in world religions. crazy mother fuckers.
697. getmatt reblogged this from michaelloss
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  im fucked. loveyourchaos:
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  dariuswhiteplume:bronz-age:webbunny:friendlyatheist:thegreatradsby:mikesova:savagemike:
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  *adistance*thelovelybones*kbean*thatjeffreykid*growingup...
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  BAM! In your fucking faces holy rollers!
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730. exactlywhatyouwanted reblogged this from sometimesyouleave and added:
  
  Well I guess I’m getting executed. Lol.
731. sheneversleeps liked this
732. peacockaficionado reblogged this from briandoody and added:
  
  This reminds me of the greatest West Wing moment ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHaVUjjH3EI
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755. sherrykatina reblogged this from bunnicula and added:
  
  As it should be.
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  Reminder Ladies!!!!!!!
784. dyke liked this
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787. sparrowsarahnade reblogged this from loveyourchaos
788. imlani reblogged this from loveyourchaos and added:
  
  Kinda don’t give a fuck about ANY sort of marriage, but this is a big “tooshay!”
789. youknowyouwantstella liked this
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793. adistance reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
  
  kbean:thatjeffreykid:growingup:andwhenyousing:softstutters: faggotxtronn:friendlyatheist:thegreatradsby We can quote the...
794. gymnasticalcupcake reblogged this from joellamarano and added:
  
  I’m Fucked. Litterly.
795. jungjinwoon liked this
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797. turntopage reblogged this from sandinmymouth and added:
  
  Oh how i needed to laugh this morning…
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799. thetimelime reblogged this from hardknocklife
800. phailwhatever reblogged this from margaritaqueen and added:
  
  Wow. Harsh much.
801. jacobsknabb reblogged this from ethanllewis and added:
  
  The full text (King James version): Deuteronomy 22:13-21 13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,...
802. electroxgirl reblogged this from thelovelybones
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  AMEN SISTA! Thanks...made my morning.
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808. recordcozy liked this
809. justfeisty reblogged this from sandinmymouth and added:
  
  YES!!!! Point proven! You CANNOT base marriage and love off of the Bible!
810. onesmallfire liked this
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812. lasarahrose reblogged this from alixjay and added:
  
  haha i love that. i hate how everyone quotes the bible like its the final word. It said lots of things and a lot of it...
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826. willcodeforcoffee reblogged this from theduty and added:
  
  Except: 1) that isn’t a quote, and; 2) it doesn’t come close to representing what those verses actually say or mean!...
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  Enlightenment period like whoa.
833. rocks2begood reblogged this from neildown and added:
  
  22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 22:21 Then they shall bring...
834. ladydani reblogged this from pondus and added:
  
  sammysalsa:theduty:savagemike: Using a book...was writting 2000 years ago in another...
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  Nicely done is right!
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843. pondus reblogged this from pumpkinromanof and added:
  
  I agree with the fact that anyone who has love should be able to get married, but as a Catholic I have to point out that...
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